The Kitchen Is On Fire
Ep 10: Can You Trust a Tim?

Guardian restaurant critic Marina O'Loughlin is on the show. She has a curious voice. James and Sam wonder whether or not you can trust someone called Tim, get stuck in a weird time warp, and ponder the melancholy of Timothy Dalton.

Direct download: TKIOF-EP10-CAN_YOU_TRUST_A_TIM_.mp3
Category:Food -- posted at: 2:46am EDT

A chill winter evening, and Sam and James are hunkering down with the caramel-voiced Radio 4 announcer Susan Rae, a large glass of scotch, and a hunk of salami. They ponder whether less really is more, discuss the diet secrets of the Radio 4 and the perils of burping on stage, and ask: how appropriate is it to send a picture of your penis?

Direct download: TKIOF-E9-SCOTCH_AND_SALAMI.mp3
Category:Food -- posted at: 3:20am EDT

After dinner and several drinks, Sam and James settle in for a debate on pizza, caramel, and Nobu's racist fish. What's the connection between Culture Club and quiche? Is Sam an Everyman or a snake? Is Chris Martin a mad anti-Semite? 
 
 
Direct download: TKIOF-E8-SUGAR_DANGER_IN_THE_CULTURE_CLUB.mp3
Category:Food -- posted at: 4:33am EDT

Ep 7: The Indiscriminate Ear Licker

Episode 7 finds James and Sam discussing whether or not there's an audiobook of Mein Kampf, a face off with Simon Rimmer, Mary Berry's ear, and the perils of being the only boy in a ballet class. They also eat some haggis. 

Direct download: TKIOF-E7-THE_INDISCRIMINATE_EAR_LICKER.mp3
Category:Food -- posted at: 7:36am EDT

Sam and James discuss Gwyneth Paltrow, tripe, Stanley Tucci and cookbooks for old men. 

Direct download: TKIOF-E6-BREAKING_AN_OLD_MANS_HEART.mp3
Category:Food -- posted at: 4:17am EDT

James finds himself at a farmers' market in San Francisco and in Portland interviewing Andrew Fortgang of Le Pigeon restaurant. Sam talks about Roger Moore and dead dogs. 

Direct download: TKIOF-E5-TOO_MANY_MURDERERS.mp3
Category:Food -- posted at: 3:02am EDT

Our dastardly duo discuss Moro vs Yotam, Trip Advisor idiocy, Michael Jackson themed arcade games and Pizza Express.

Direct download: TKIOF-E4-MOONWALKING_ON_APPLE_PIE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:48am EDT

In which James and Sam discuss Cher, autumnal food, Yelp reviews and confuse their own origin story with that of Batman.

Direct download: TKIOF-E3-SHARING_WITH_CHER.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:08am EDT

James and Sam discuss condiments and ketchup bans. Sam tells a foul tale of vol-au-vents and FidoDido. James travels through time in the first installment of culinary adventure game 'Restaurant Raider!'

Direct download: TKIOF-E1-TOO_LONG_IN_THE_PICKLE.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:37am EDT

The first episode of the Kitchen Is On Fire, in which James and Sam discuss Soylent, eggs, and Phileas Fogg. 

Direct download: TKIOF_-_Pilot_-_Soylent__Phileas_Fogg.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:59am EDT